Posted by: Johan Normark | September 28, 2011

2012: Facebook is the enemy

Many Facebook users are annoyed by the new version. Others make fun of the changes like this one I found on Facebook today: “WARNING!! As of today Facebook will automatically start dragging the Earth into the Sun. To change this option, go to Settings > Planetary Settings > Trajectory then UNCLICK the box that says ‘Apocalypse.’ Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste on to your status to warn others.”

This makes sense from a Maya perspective. 21 December, 2012, when we finally reach the apocalypse, is also the day 4 Ajaw in the tzolk’in calendar. Ajaw means lord/ruler and often depicts the FACE of a lord. Ajaw is also always 0 in the k’in position of the Long Count and k’in means not only day but also SUN. Obviously the Maya were onto something here. No wonder Facebook has kept this one quiet, they are simply part of the conspiracy.



  1. Anyone Over 30 Years Old Should Avoid Facebook.

  2. An overwhelming majority of my Facebook contacts should therefore avoid it.


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